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Science !!!!!!!!!!!

.. Here's a few jokes for those with a scientific mind a little ....

Typical joke for engineers, physicists, chemists and so on and so forth ... ..:

When the invitations were issued for the Grand Ball of Scientists,

Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm;

Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to participate;

Volta felt excited;

amp was not made aware;

Ohm resisted the principle;

Boyle said it was too under pressure;

Edison thought it would be an enlightening experience;

Stephenson began to puff;

the Wright brothers were heard flying;

Dr. Jekyl declined, saying he was not himself lately;

Morse would have taken the line 2 and would arrive at 8 o'clock;

Franklin said that he would arrive in a flash;

Meucci would call to confirm;

Von Braun would come as a missile;

Fermi said it was a news atomic

's wife felt Coulomb charge;

Hertz heard on the crest of the wave;

Joule had to give up to work problems;

Nobel exploded with joy at the news;

Kelvin said he was able to participate;

Fourier apologized, saying he was very ill recently, she was very thin: it seemed a ghost;

Cantor refused, preferring the more compact sets;

Abel instead gladly accepted: yes was well in group ...

Avogadro was not warned, no one remembered her number;

Planck asked how much it cost;

Mendeleiev said that he did not stay at the table of elements concerts;

Heisenberg did not have enough determination to go;

PAM Dirac said that he hated these formalisms;

Carnot replied that he did neither hot nor cold

Hilbert said that he did not have enough space;

Banach had a pregnant wife, and had already had contractions;

Cauchy would come with the HF INTEGRALE;

According Menendelbrod there would be too chaos;

Laplace felt transformed by the news;

Foucault was in Milan, but would arrive in the evening with the pendulum;

Taylor had a series of commitments;

Henry had to study, and he would not be lead into temptation;

Schroedinger showed up with his cat;

Riemann was written the address on a piece of paper;

According to Poincare there was too much chaos

Mandelbroat infrattarsi left with the idea of \u200b\u200bsome self-similar;

Kolmogorov did not spare much clothing, put something functional (Kirchhoff instead wore a nice shirt and had to tie the knot) ;

Faynman, before reaching its destination, he walked a lot along the way and was integrated together with the guys who played the bongos friendly: the stunt's acted a few minutes late, but hated the things stringent

And .... Dirac took his Lancia Delta. ... Cauchy that came before the great rush broke the differential of his car.

the party functions .................. ............ .

There were all the functions, but its all-dancing with each other very happy: the sine, cosine, hyperbolic tangent, the logarithm natuarale and short, etc.. etc. etc, etc. .........

Only one, the exponential, AND X, all was all alone on the one hand while drinking absinthe a little timidly approached annacquato.A this point quite a hyperbolic sine he said: "Hello dear AND X, but what are you doing here all alone slab without any company? "The exponential, that perhaps he could also have different sexual habits from her, he replied:" What should I do to not starmene alone in a corner? "

Well, you should enjoy , experienced a little, shall we say integrate ....!!!!!

Who, me? You tell me? ...... but so is the same for me!