sono seduto al cin cin bar. dentro però. fuori ci sono lavori in corso. la metafora della mia minchia. e si, perchè una delle ultime esibizioni non mi era piaciuta granchè. lamiaminchia si era andata imbarzottendo una volta nel culo, per parlare fuor di metafora, della bencapitatata FICA. Lei non s'era accorta di nulla. s'era talmente anestetizzata mentalmente, che quando le avevo tirato fuori la mia potente alleata, lamiaminchia, lei era rimasta lì alla pecorina ad ansimare. ma che cazzo fai, le ho detto, non vedi che sono già seduto sul bidè? scusa, è che da quando esco con il sottoscritto uso una pomata anestetica, la luan...altrimenti non ce la faccio. il sottoscritto? l'ho sempre detto che le ignoranti scopano meglio. si, become less menate mental. however, I went to a urologist cock. examined me and prescribed me an endless series of analysis, one of which consists of a camera when putting in the ass. oh, I say, but are we crazy? well, he says, the alternative is to get from me .. auscultate his finger. not even mentioned, I say, I was not even around in front ... I know, no one is the right word. what the fuck is she's urologist, I say, if I describe the symptoms requires a mountain of analysis. I can tell you is fucking a urologist, in every sense. and then what that other shit that I should not drink beer, which irritates the prostate? Well, yes, it feels so ... and then, she has passed fifty, he does. What is the speed limit? I say. from non-jokes, after the fifty must get the peace of mind ... and yet the bird. do not talk, I say, sure I do not use Viagra. do not ever take in the ass ... how is it possible? I leave all pissed off from the study urologist, 150 € dick. Now with all this history of centocinquantanni increases. even the whores take 150 instead of € 100.getto in a basket of recipes and requirements analysis. and now I'm here, to cheers bar, inside, despite the beautiful sunny day ... and I just ordered a ceres, fuck off. I put a burned house fire. a young girl come in and buy cigarettes, Marlboro light. seem the most popular.
"not smoking, beautiful, it hurts, "I say." smoking can cause impotence, I know Gramps. but it is not a problem that I have to worry about. "
Then enter Aldamiro. speaks to me of his latest conquests in payment. and 'state with a Thai and I feel ecstatic. urologist and tell him of the prostate. he reflects then and there a little and then says: "I too had the same problem, but I went to a urologist in Thailand. I was in Bangkok on vacation-study. Well he told me that there is only one way to combat the problems of the prostate: a key with all his might. "fuck, I say, that good news, I do, and beer? clearly I can continue to drink it. yes, of course, is him, the beer is piss, and then libera le vie urinarie e renali, non preoccuparti, questi urologi occidentali non capiscono un cazzo....sebbene sia il loro mestiere. rinvigorito dalla notizia ordino un'altra ceres, anzi due, per me e Aldamiro. lui la beve di fretta e scappa. dice che ha appuntamento con una coreana. va matto per le gialle, ultimamente. strano, lui non beve birra, eppure l'ha bevuta. o perlomeno non ne va matto.
esco a fare due passi. che bella giornata e che sventagliata di figa, lì, in mezzo ai paletti dei lavori in corso a bagnarsi mentre guardano gli operai lavorare seminudi sotto il sole. puttanelle. stanno a fare le femministe. cazzo, questo paese sta diventando l'arabia saudita del femminismo...la figa è mia e m'appartiene, me la gestisco io. see, We know how you managed, according to the bank account. a certain aura with the paper I will not even spun. In fact, I have the card aura. lamiaminchia must do everything for me. and 'she always manages to make the fucking difference.
in the evening I go out with Karima, the Maghreb. her husband is at work and I urge you to put off casa.mentre lamiaminchia and not as it should be, the erect sublime, that is, she asks me if I have chillies. sure, I say, I've got dry in the fridge, but why, what did you think? nothing, you give it to me. I take them to him she put in two or three in your mouth, chew and then spit on them miaminchia. hand smear the saliva. stocazzo and if it burns. but after the initial burning, my dick seems to get used to. I feel heat on the glans. no, I'm getting Chinese, is so called, who are illiterate and subnormal. my dick is strengthened and Karima chews even more chillies. spits out the product on his hand and puts it in the ass. "Scoppami," he says with his North African accent. lamiaminchia is ready and I slip him in the ass, metaphorically: in fact, everything in it. plunger big rump and a thousand and one nights. fuck my reaction, is picking up. the sballottolo for about twenty minutes. but not yet come. she begins to show signs of slowing down. "Burns," he says. I turn and see if something is on fire. "The cradle," she says. ah, I say, I thought. "But I like you," she says at the height della goduria, "ora però tu gode, no?". Fatto sta che la mia minchia è fulgidamente tesa a penetrare le difese nemiche ma di sborarre non ne vuole sapere. "tu sborarre, fare bene a prostata". minchia dico io, pure tu ti ci metti a fare l'urologo. "succedi sempri così, quando uomi non veni, problema prostata", dice lei espertissima della cosa. Dopo mettiamo cipolla sopra, aggiunge. see, e giacchè ci sei mettici pure dei pelati così caliamo la pasta, dico io. Dopo un ora in quel culo che s'è ridotto ad un ammasso di emorroidi trifolate, ho un sussulto e finalmente eiaculo, che dico, sborro, tirando fuori al mia potente alleata, la mia minchia. inondo le chiappe di karima che con la mano si spalma l'unguento bianco everywhere, on bucodiculo and surrounding buttocks. aldamiro alive and his advice. to hell with the urologist. are almost tempted to call him and tell him to change professions. trust me, dear friends, the world milgiore to treat the prostate is: key.
Egidio
