practices "against nature" I was at home the other day and the phone rings. It was Charlotte. Carlotta is the great whore of my wife. My ex-wife ... and now that is no longer with me, a former woman. Once a friend of mine, maybe it was another century, we were in Bari, and a huge rat crossed the road along the seafront. Egidio said, look there, Mamta cradle fur. My friend has been without balls a couple of hours, but fuck if c'aveva reason. Women, when you put in, they just like that, bitch bitch: definition and assertion. What do you, do to my ex-wife. You know you want it, you're late with food, she said. But I say fuck, I'm a senior !!!!!!! The judge ruled that, she said. Thanks to the idiot, the judge was a woman and after the dismal picture painted by your attorney of the undersigned passed for male chauvinist and sodomite, what ever could have established? Yes, but you, fuck, you're a business executive, I will have to pay you to me, the food. Do you like it, so they go to spend with your sluts. Well, at least they do not waste time and come straight to the point of you every time you wanted to fuck had to give you a gem or a diamond necklace, to revive your self hurt. Click. Phone down. I went into the kitchen, I opened the fridge, I took a Ceres Strong and booze to me are the salutaccia of my ex-wife. It had nothing to complain about, and instead, she is the judge, who was a woman, said I was always hungry for sex. Exactly the opposite of men now, I might add ... and what the hell, you are never happy: Most modern women do nothing but complain that there are more males than once. She, however, Carlotta, the court said that I wanted to exceed in unnatural practices. The judge, a woman asked to specify. Sodomitic practices, shouted Charlie. The court has become green. And I think it is wet down there. Result, I am a pensioner, I have to pay alimony to my ex-wife, who is a business executive. Then I've made another one, in sequence, of Ceres. I began to calm down. But when I see my ex-wife called me are strange itch, from which it follows, then the consequences of incazzature gained because of women, they will bring pleasure to other women. Because when they are I fucking nervous. I know it's a tacit agreement. You have reached agreement, filthy slut.
I go out into the street, Corso Buenos Aires, cold and wet morning, a fog that is cut with a knife. By the usual bar and ask another Ceres. An old 9, this time, 9 degrees of beer tends to dark. The bartender served it to me in a bottle, I like it. I was sitting at the bar and my ex-wife and I pondered on the fact of unnatural practices. What the fuck means "against nature"? The animals mate for procreation only, man, be vastly more evolved, he realized that sex is intended to give pleasure to himself in every way and not just to procreate. And I am a man, not an animal. If we were to procreate all time we paired the world would be overpopulated by assholes parchment. At the table sits beside a very souped-up brown, about forty, her hair dyed just blacks but very harmonious, and cigarette smoke from Troy, fishnet stockings with legs crossed, skirt and bodice breathtaking fur. All black, with that white face, red lipstick smeared by the filter and cigarette long nails very well attended and scarlet color ... as my heads when they do a long time. A color that is lost now in my childhood memories.
Look, excuse me, I would drink a beer with? I would have to ask the questions, I'll do with my face in bronze forever. She smiles, takes a puff on cigarettes, shuts down and in the ashtray while I was waiting for his answer, smiling like a cobra that has just swallowed a bitch (from which it follows that anyone who eats a bitch, it steals the instinct raddoppinadolo itself '), he says, but definitely, why not? , could be fun. It throws me in the face of a coarse laughter from those of yesteryear mignottone sailed. Ceres a drink each. Then another. The story of my ex-wife. She listens. Not comment. I insist and prompt responses. But she remains intrigued only by "sodomitic practices." Then at one point says, "if someone were subject her to the, say, sodomitic practices, she would not be there to menarsela so much." Shit, I think, this here is a Mantis Religious. Defines the kind of woman who uses men for sexual purposes and then discard them with the excuse that it is no longer lending. In reality, because he wants to fuck the interior park gifted men of the city. At that point, the son of a bitch I know is that in certain circumstances, I choose the understatement, pondering a memorable revenge soon after. But she, by chance, have you ever tried? I do. She looks at me smiling and says, "I do not ever feel that there is evidence from my lovers." Mah This here, I want to see where it goes to parry. If it gives me so much, I guess that already seem at least on my dick. After a while the call home. But she denies. He says he does not want to go home of a stranger. I reply, that he never saw that someone calls a person known at home, otherwise you would not need to invite, and there should be enough. She smiles. You have a great sense of humor, you laugh like that in bed? Do not tease the dog that is sleeping, I say. I want to see, she said. He gets up and go to my two horses. On entering the car she clings to laugh, well, he is not very sexy to go home to the one which has the two horses. You do not understand, is a metaphor, the two horses, it means that there are twice rider. Sluggish, as joke, let's see how you get on to another field. I pretend I'm clumsy opening the door, she scompiscia laughter. Giorgia says his name, threw out the news that is rich because a couple of divorces are the result of endless income and bored to death. Ride constantly so vulgar and smokes constantly. Once at home I offer you another beer and she accepts. She looks at me laugh at you. Then he gets up, rummaging in her bag and pulls out a device. At a rough guess a fucking girdle phallic. What he used with Hillary Clinton, I think. Sorry, I say, but what can you do with that? What you were doing to your ex-wife. So she felt as I do. Well you can forget. I will not take it in the ass even when I do not pull with viagra. Rather, I propose as leccafiga. Both the new generations do not want it. I'll be sought after. At that point I take off. The bitch has me excited. Lesbians spregiatrici males do authorize me twice, actually want to steal our manhood that they will never have. But do not resign. Hence the neurosis. Hence a little necrosis. Of his butt, of course. Rest naked with the national flag-raising model fuck attention ... attention and then missing Giorgio Napolitano is perfect for framing, as a symbol of 'Italy that no longer exists. She has a start. Suddenly becomes serious. Yet I am not a cool gym with a turtle's stomach, shaved, perfumed. I am an elderly gentleman with a slight abdominal hump beer, hairy like a wolf Arctic, with a dick in erection of proportion to everything else. Fuck-the Rasputin. The move constantly waving in front of the nose. She's left intoxicated. Search attaccarvicisi by mouth. But I flinch. She then gets up, puts her girdle phallic somewhere on the kitchen table and chasing me. I reject and I leave it there, in a corner, alone, I always before her, to tank duty. What the fuck are you doing, now came to me like, she said. Yes, but you do it my way. Well, my dear friend ... Egidio you said your name? I must say that you are provided with persuasive arguments. And I say that 2000 years of philosophy have already created enough generations of wankers, so, get to do, bitch. Giorgia takes off his jacket, fur and below has a complete intimate minimalist black leather on his white skin sends me out of laps. And the image I have of like smoking a cigarette. The bitch is seen to be navigated as smoking a cigarette and how she uses the smoke as a tool of seduction. Why call vice vice Diofa! Want to start with the oral, but I deny it, slide on the side, and I'm behind him. Grabbed her buttocks, widen them to him, I see the hole in his heart beat like a rabbit chased by a wolf, arctic, spit up and when I see the streams of saliva spreading in microwrinkles externally, stuck his dick in one fell swoop up at the bottom. She remains paralyzed. Then I plunger. He begins to cry and I always in that position and I have in mind a circus act, a special effect artist penetration. Stantuffo dentro con voglia e la mia minchia ha una compattezza e una tenuta da ventenne. Perchè la consistenza della minchia nasce dalla libidine della mente, altro che corpi cavernosi o afflussi sanguigni. Urla come un'ossessa. Ma la parola continua che esce dalla sua bocca , per l'appunto, è :"continua". E chi si ferma bella. Proprio ora che mi scappa di pisciare. Sto per orinare, con tutta quella Ceres, è inevitabile. Così dopo un altro paio di botte memorabili mi viene da pisciare e lo faccio, le piscio mentre sono dentro il culo e la clistero per bene, con tutto quel liquido paglierino incandescente. Giorgia va fuori di testa. Comincia a contorcersi dal piacere, spasmi incontrollati. Io termino l'orina e resto dentro. Dopo circa una mezzoretta che la sto bastonando a dovere, con penetrazioni a ventilatore, sussultorie e ondulatorie, mi viene da sborrare. Tiro fuori la bestia, lei si gira e le vengo in faccia. Vedo Giorgia raccogliere con lingua e mani il mio sperma. Come un sacro unguento da non sprecare. Lo dico sempre io, non dovete giudicare dal sentito dire, fatevi una vostra idea sul campo. Solo non chiedetemi di prenderlo nel culo. Così adesso sapete quel'è il mio concetto di "contro natura".
Egidio